Due to an exponential increase in the quality of my life over the last two months, I have decided to discontinue this thing. It began as a fight against boredom, a state that is now more a rare privilege than a depressing plague.
Never fear, loyal partisans--I will continue to contribute soccer goodies regularly to Kick Back Online, a phenomenal upstart movement dedicated to the arts and social activism (namely through its subsidiary contrivance Save Your Brain). DTOM and KBO joined forces a few months ago, and I will continue to do what I do, just exclusively under the much larger umbrella that is Kick Back.
Come with me, children.